August 2011
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I am now the baking tag enforcer
You better start tagging your shit right or I’ll report you to the cyber police.
Not even baking is safe anymore. The once sacred kitchen sport has turned to shit.
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So I have 3 grams of shrooms...
jddiamonddesign:
And no idea what I’m gonna make with them yet. Any ideas?
THIS ISNT BAKING. STOP TAINTING MY BAKING TAG. IF ANYONE CARED ABOUT YOUR DRUG HABITS THEY WOULD TRACK THE DRUGS TAG.
I’ve been reminded of my falafel tattoo idea and now I just want it again. But really… how will anyone know a brown ball is supposed to be a falafel?
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I’ve been so deprived of human interaction and laughter that I actually laugh alone at nothing. I just laugh.
July 2011
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sassholes replied to your photo: Lonely, shallow baths.
dreamy.
I wish I was a falafel
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I just want to be an Italian mother
Anonymous asked: MAke an accent video pluz.
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I was going to bake the eff out of my kitchen today, but then I got home from work and my body feels like pudding and I don’t think I’m going to do anything… like always
I’d like to restate that I will never be able to draw/paint a woman correctly.
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I’m mentally preparing myself for the douchebags that go to the gym at 2 in the morning like me. There’s always this one old man that HAS to go on machines directly after me and turn the weight up to prove something. Little does he know I poop a little on every seat JUST FOR HIM.
brilocke replied to your post: Mushrooms are unholy and should not exist.
fuck you.
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If I ever find a partner they will have to find sharing toothbrushes as great as I do.
Mushrooms are unholy and should not exist.
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Y’all should ask me questions or some shit ‘cause I’m bored and….
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I have been waiting about 6 months for netflix to put Mad Men on instant watch and now it’s finally there when I just get absorbed in Dr.Who. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of my life.
If you ask me what my life is
the only response you’ll get is Netflix and pretzels…
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it is what it is
– every horrible person (via 10-65)
clickthefuckinglightwell-deacti asked: i think you have forgotton how to love aaron
I just had my class advisement meeting
I guess I’m taking sign language and zoology….