February 2012
January 2012
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23 of my facebook friends are fans of cash.
If you have the disposition of a domesticated cat I’m ready to date you.
13nfm0nsters:
it’s really unfortunate when attractive people have bad taste in music.
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Lykke Li - My Love
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Old men literally flock to the machine behind my treadmill when I go to the gym. Everything is uncomfortable.
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Shannon and the Clams - Oh Louie
I wonder why people won’t hangout with me unless I have drugs or a car ride for them. I just want you to go to the gym with me y’all don’t have to be my friends. Do it for your cardiovascular system.
Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to do something sexual with anyone besides myself but then I eat a quesadilla and put those sad thoughts behind me.
Final porn download choices before I get arrested for it.
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The babes who work at the co-op are too babely to grocery shop comfortably around.
colinquinn:
Deciding to look up people from my elementary school yearbook has matched the thought of being a 40 year old virgin on my depression scale.
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