I’m a line cook now hollaaa
February 2012
I have a job interview today! Wish me luck, my children.
I think I love you too, but how will we ever know!
Boycott the monster who is trying to contaminate every corner of our food supply. If you are planting your own veggies, here is a list of varieties that Monsanto sells. Steer clear!
To the anon who sent me a message about my armpits. I’m flattered
I’m determined to collect every cool cat from tumblr and transport them with me to a giant plot of forest in Georgia to start the best commune in the history of communes ever. Livin’ large in a blob of cob, baby.
I thought everyone loved snuggling, but now that I need to snuggle with someone NOBODY WANTS TO.
I just had my face curb stomped by a gorilla wisdom teeth out.
Hey I didn’t get into New Paltz so I more than likely won’t be returning to college next year. I’m now prepping my body for the punishment and disease it will acquire in my future as a prostitute.
