Why are there so many pictures of cake with stupid messages written on them with 30,000 notes? I didn’t laugh at the “cunt” cake or the “sorry I put it in your butt” cake… let’s all stop baking cakes specifically to take pictures of them for tumblr.
I am currently living with my parents saving for an unknown college and settling for pb&js instead of grilled cheese. Ideally I would be a hobbit and living like one. The end.
Something refreshing. I’m thinking minty. I want my butthole to be minty.
Really fucking bad.
Can we all just ask me things about my life.